|Many thanks to Cat for letting me use her photo. I cropped out my friend because it would be creepy to post pictures of her on my blog. Not because I don't think she is rad.|
Mum: Ella, that blouse was not worth the $1 you paid for it.
Me: Haters gon hate.
Mum: There is a reason that somebody ditched it
Me: I'm cut.
Mum: I've had a closer look and think that the feature I dislike most is the double row of
white plastic buttons. On a positive note, gold buttons would be worse, or is that better?.
Mum: Did you get your sense of style from your mother?
Me: My Mama is a troll.
Mum: Perhaps she is modelling her personality off a LOTR character
Friend: she be trollin'